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Sex Haikus 7.0
(i) Fire
You are oh so hot
Friction burns on my penis
Your sex is on fire
(ii) Blow
Lips pout as they part
You take my penis all in
So much for gagging
(iii)
Wanted enlargement
My ten dollar penis pump
Made no difference
(iv) Threesome
Two guys and one girl
Was so fraught and confusing
A cock fight occurred
(v) Fuck Face
I'd like to see face
But she insists on doggie and
A reverse cowgirl
(vi) Love
Fucking is fucking
In love, lustful love making
Is more orgasmic
(vii) Rough
You can't beat rough sex
But some rough sex can beat you
Lust can be bruising
You are oh so hot
Friction burns on my penis
Your sex is on fire
(ii) Blow
Lips pout as they part
You take my penis all in
So much for gagging
(iii)
Wanted enlargement
My ten dollar penis pump
Made no difference
(iv) Threesome
Two guys and one girl
Was so fraught and confusing
A cock fight occurred
(v) Fuck Face
I'd like to see face
But she insists on doggie and
A reverse cowgirl
(vi) Love
Fucking is fucking
In love, lustful love making
Is more orgasmic
(vii) Rough
You can't beat rough sex
But some rough sex can beat you
Lust can be bruising
Published 4th Sep 2017
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Anonymous
4th Sep 2017 5:26pm
Oh my gods...my sides hurt. 😂 first stanza and I was thinking erotic and then you twisted and brought that incredible humor to the mix! I haven't even had my coffee yet and I'm already laughing. Giggling hugs for you!
5th Sep 2017 2:29am
the mental picture of you giggling warms my heart :-) 1000 big warm hugs to you :-)
4th Sep 2017 8:22pm
Hee! Hee!.....HAHAHAHA!!!
David....you have brought such delight to what is proving to be a mostly manic Monday! Nothing like laughter and erotic verse to lessen the stress....and this one definitely doesn't disappoint--and with the extra bonus of your exceptional wit, besides!
In it's entirety, this has me hugging my stomach from intense laughter...but i just lost it completely with your idea of a "cock-fight" !!
Happy Hugs of Hilarity!
David....you have brought such delight to what is proving to be a mostly manic Monday! Nothing like laughter and erotic verse to lessen the stress....and this one definitely doesn't disappoint--and with the extra bonus of your exceptional wit, besides!
In it's entirety, this has me hugging my stomach from intense laughter...but i just lost it completely with your idea of a "cock-fight" !!
Happy Hugs of Hilarity!
5th Sep 2017 2:31am
I've never seen a cock fight, but I have seen a cock poke somebody :-) always happy to make you laugh :-) Huge Big Hugs :-)
4th Sep 2017 8:53pm
David you are so damn clever
this gave me wry giggles
& wide eye amusement throughout..
love & hugs Brenda
this gave me wry giggles
& wide eye amusement throughout..
love & hugs Brenda
5th Sep 2017 2:32am
not bad for a monday huh? - might as well start the week of with much giggling :-) big massive HUGS!
5th Sep 2017 1:53pm
I lived vi, David.
In love, lustful love making
Is more orgasmic
List is the flesh's reward; Passion is Love's. Very truthful verse.
The rest are so indicative of your ability to weave wit and humour into the poetic mix.
In love, lustful love making
Is more orgasmic
List is the flesh's reward; Passion is Love's. Very truthful verse.
The rest are so indicative of your ability to weave wit and humour into the poetic mix.
6th Sep 2017 2:16am
I find writing erotica or writing about sex difficult - my mind then does this automatic thing of trying to inject humour :-/ thank you for the read and the kind words :-)
Anonymous
5th Sep 2017 9:58pm
David, your words cause again more giggles just for their honest truths...I have two favorites here...but I'll keep them a secret ;)
xoxo Taryn
xoxo Taryn
6th Sep 2017 2:17am
I say No! to secrets :-) (lol) I am glad you enjoyed them and they made you giggle :-) big Hugs :-)
7th Sep 2017 1:12am
10th Sep 2017 9:59pm
suffering is relative - I don't do pain or blood letting :-) thank you for the read and the comment :-)
