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This Old (Wo) Man (Another Nursery Crime)
This old cow, she played one
She played whip crack on my bum
with a; Kick-smack, paddle whack
she gave me the bone
Spanked me hard to make me moan.
This old bitch, she played two
Said she loved to suck down goo
with a; lick-rack, duck and suck
blow job on my bone
In her mouth is my dicks home.
This old Ho, she played three
how I love to watch her pee
with a; drip-drop splish and splash
all over my face
golden showers are really ace.
This old Lass, played she four
Rode me on the kitchen floor
with a; bump-hum, park and ride
she rode me like a bull
threw her off, near broke my tool.
This old witch, she played five
In her pussy, I did dive
With a;rug-munch, tongue and lick
Oral sex done well
Licked her good despite the smell.
This old crow, she played six
Said she’d fucked a thousand dicks
with a gang-bang bang a gang
She's such a filthy Ho
Still; I’ll have another go.
This old whore, she played seven
her dungeon is my seventh heaven
with a smack-crack, clunk-click
cuff me to the bed
choke me till I’m nearly dead.
This old slut, she played eight
Sex again without a date
With a; gas-mask, ball-gag
Kinky I’ve become
takes much more to make me cum.
This old Hag, she played nine
fingers up that arse of mine
with a stoke-poke, aint no joke
fingered up and down
she then gave me a reach around.
This old Mom, she played ten
stripped me off and fucked again
with a; legs-part, fanny-fart
at fucking she's the bomb
it's a wee bitty strange cause she's my Mom
She played whip crack on my bum
with a; Kick-smack, paddle whack
she gave me the bone
Spanked me hard to make me moan.
This old bitch, she played two
Said she loved to suck down goo
with a; lick-rack, duck and suck
blow job on my bone
In her mouth is my dicks home.
This old Ho, she played three
how I love to watch her pee
with a; drip-drop splish and splash
all over my face
golden showers are really ace.
This old Lass, played she four
Rode me on the kitchen floor
with a; bump-hum, park and ride
she rode me like a bull
threw her off, near broke my tool.
This old witch, she played five
In her pussy, I did dive
With a;rug-munch, tongue and lick
Oral sex done well
Licked her good despite the smell.
This old crow, she played six
Said she’d fucked a thousand dicks
with a gang-bang bang a gang
She's such a filthy Ho
Still; I’ll have another go.
This old whore, she played seven
her dungeon is my seventh heaven
with a smack-crack, clunk-click
cuff me to the bed
choke me till I’m nearly dead.
This old slut, she played eight
Sex again without a date
With a; gas-mask, ball-gag
Kinky I’ve become
takes much more to make me cum.
This old Hag, she played nine
fingers up that arse of mine
with a stoke-poke, aint no joke
fingered up and down
she then gave me a reach around.
This old Mom, she played ten
stripped me off and fucked again
with a; legs-part, fanny-fart
at fucking she's the bomb
it's a wee bitty strange cause she's my Mom
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