Nursery Crimes 5.0

(i)      Diddle  
 
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John  
Went to bed with a huge hard on  
Cracked One off, and then repeats.  
Diddle, diddle, dumpling, plasters the sheets.  
 
Diddle, diddle, daughter, Princess Sheena  
Used a hose to wash it cleaner  
Stuck that hose right up her bum  
Colonic irrigation makes her cum  
 
Diddle diddle, Sasquach, Cousin Mary  
Shaved her twat cause it was too hairy  
Shaved her moustache on the second pass  
Shaved both pits and the crack of her ass  
 
Diddle, diddle, musty, grandma Poppy  
Took off her bra and her tits were floppy  
Playing with her jugs, breaking family taboos  
Then she used them for shinning her shoes  
 
(ii)      Early  
 
Early to bed  
Early to rise  
Makes a man  
Erect  
And parting  
Your thighs  
 
 
(iii)      Sausages  
 
 
Five fat sausages waiting to be sucked  
All of a sudden -  one got fucked  
 
Four fat sausages waiting to be wanked  
All of a sudden - one got spanked  
 
Three fat sausages looking for a hole  
All of a sudden - one scored a goal  
 
Two fat sausages still erect  
All of a sudden - one got wrecked  
 
One fat sausage ready and loaded  
All of a sudden – it exploded  
 
No fat sausages hard and daunting  
All have cum, now none left wanting  
 
(iv)      Teapot  
 
I'm a little teapot  
Short and stout  
Here is my hard on  
it’s my spout  
When I get all horny  
Hear me shout  
Wank me off and blow me out!  
 
(v)      Polly  
 
Polly put the gimp suit on  
Polly put the gimp suit on  
Polly put the gimp suit on  
I’ll paddle your ass  
 
suck and wank me off again  
suck and wank me off again  
suck and wank me off again  
I might let you off  
 
Let me do you from behind  
Let me do you from behind  
Let me do you from behind  
Without any lube  
 
Then I’ll let you whip my back  
Then with pliers pull my sack  
Stiletto hard my hairy crack  
I’ve cum, so have you