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I Know How Noah Did It

 
Out in desert, waiting for the rain
Folks all thought Noah was insane
 
No trees in the desert to build an Ark
Left Noah with one big question mark
 
Then God sent down an ark making kit
The wood was good but the instructions were shit
 
He got stuck right in and built it anyway
Getting closer to the drowning judgement day
 
Stood back to admire, but it looked too small
He picked up his phone and gave God a call
 
The Lord our God dispatched a shrinking ray gun
To shrink all the animals, before loadings begun
 
He shrank the beasts, he shrank their food
They stood in line in twos they queued
 
He shrunk some fairies, he shrunk some elves
Then Noah and his family shrunk themselves
 
It rained for 40 days, it rained for 40 nights
As God destroyed all human rights
 
The ark survived, Noah’s family blessed
And mankind was replenished without incest
 
God inspired; this poem I penned
Honest; that’s what really happened
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
Published | Edited 3rd Aug 2017
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