BITCH! - - -  -  For the Hardcore Rap Comp

 
Ah aint no body’s fool
An Am hung like a mule
Gotta a huge meaty dagger
It’s why Ah walk with a swagger
There aint nobody bigger
What rhymes with bigger?
You got it ma trigger
Ma grave digger
Full of vigour
Aint got no rigor
Like an Irish jigger
Step off

Hey now wazzup
Ah tried to smack ma bitch up

An Am hardcore
Ah don’t snore
Cause Am a porn dawg
Ah play leapfrog
With ma own cock
It’s like a rock
A puts it in a sock
Like Michael Jackson Ah beat it
If Ah could Ah would eat it
Ah aint sad or alone
When Ah get sex on ma phone
Sometimes it sucks
But it only cost five bucks

Hey now wazzup
Ah tried to smack ma bitch up

Ma bitch went crazy
And it all went hazy
Bitch savaged my leg
She chewed like a peg
Bitch done me like a fool
Ma advice: Never slap yer pit bull

Hey now wazzup
Ah tried to smack ma bitch up
Written by a white man on this occasion
It’s not appropriation it’s black sploitation