Deceived

 
She told me it was pork
When it was mutton
But I still ate it up
Because I’m a glutton

She told me it was butter
‘I can’t believe it!”
Tasted like mouldy ass
My stomach heaved it

She told me it was a crisp
When it was a cracker
If she tells me any more lies
I’m gonna have to whack her

She told me it was love
When she was needy
And I married her for sex
Because I was seedy

She told me it was blood
For once, she was right
Because I slit her throat
For lying and talking shite