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After Midnight
Exactly at the stroke of midnight
when Cinderella walked in the door
I cracked a huge I am your hero fart
Hollywood couldn't have timed it
any better...it was right on the money
I am sure we both almost passed out
I know I was floating in the air for
a second or two...it made me feel
so ashamed of myself how could I
have let it happen right now...then
I almost let another one rip out...I
was so gassed up from eating at
Big Macs...but I was strong and I held
it back...hoping it might dissipate
it was a painful moment...but we still
fell in love and lived happily ever after
when Cinderella walked in the door
I cracked a huge I am your hero fart
Hollywood couldn't have timed it
any better...it was right on the money
I am sure we both almost passed out
I know I was floating in the air for
a second or two...it made me feel
so ashamed of myself how could I
have let it happen right now...then
I almost let another one rip out...I
was so gassed up from eating at
Big Macs...but I was strong and I held
it back...hoping it might dissipate
it was a painful moment...but we still
fell in love and lived happily ever after
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