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The legend of Tarzan

why do females hate tarzan        
        
        
i know so many females that got cheated on        
i got so much dirt on all your boyfriends        
that i could built my own sand beach        
Please take a seat, girl you deserve it      
when a female walks her dog        
she walks it with a tight leach        
        
you know if you let your male dog loose        
  it fucks anything that walks        
 Trome thats real talk        
let me substitute you        
should i write this erotic poem with white chalk        
so you could fucking understand me        
        
when He's Inside he acts like A Married Man        
when He's outside he acts just like tarzan        
one hand with a black leather rope        
other hand on another female throat        
thats how he rides his wet stinking dirty boat        
        
stop acting like stevie wonder        
it makes you think and wonder        
next time you think of your ingenuous man        
take a picture of tarzan        
hang it up in your bedroom        
the more pissed off you are at your cheating husband      
beat the shit out of it with your fucking filthy broom
Written by Trome
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