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Tit For Tat.....F**k That
Not been big on tattoos
not on me but fine on you
the reason that I have no tats
is that I'm a scaredy-cat
needles make me cringe in fright
although I'm told it is alright
piercings make me feel the same
and chicken shitness is to blame
while some fumble in the dark
it came to me as just a lark
to help the aimless get me hot
a braille tat "X" on my G-spot
Published 14th Jul 2017
| Edited 15th Jul 2017
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Anonymous
14th Jul 2017 9:30pm
Nice !
14th Jul 2017 10:19pm
15th Jul 2017 2:37am
I never thought of getting a tat down there. Thanks for putting that thought in my head & although I have one on my arm & want another one that's definitely one I wouldn't do
15th Jul 2017 7:21am
15th Jul 2017 4:41am
15th Jul 2017 9:36am
Lmao that was funny as hell to me...
A tat in braille!? To mark the spot, Yup very clever inking my dear :)
A tat in braille!? To mark the spot, Yup very clever inking my dear :)
15th Jul 2017 10:32am
Just popped into my head awhile back and thought so too.
Believe I'll have it put on my corpse.....as in "over my.......... "
You're welcome for the laugh.
Believe I'll have it put on my corpse.....as in "over my.......... "
You're welcome for the laugh.
15th Jul 2017 4:48pm
15th Jul 2017 5:48pm
Anonymous
- Edited 14th Jun 2018 11:46pm
25th Jul 2017 6:50pm
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Thought............funny
Act..............not. :-)
Thanks for commenting.
Act..............not. :-)
Thanks for commenting.
27th Oct 2017 10:27pm
hilarious, but some men need more than that to find the G-Spot. I sometimes have arrows pointing the direction, and finally when they stumble upon the exact place....lights, sounds and confetti follows...like they have hit the jackpot. Lol
27th Oct 2017 10:57pm
LMAO...........Haven't you learned? The ears are guide handles, since they seldom use them to listen anyway. :-)
Thanks for smiles.
Welcome to the Deep Under............SIN.
Thanks for smiles.
Welcome to the Deep Under............SIN.
28th Oct 2017 00:37am
