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WHY I THINK A SHORTER MAN CAN BE SEXY

Woman, if you're taller than he,  
A shorter man can be sexy;  
An apparently shorter mate  
Has got something to compensate!  
 
What by inches he lacks in height  
He makes up with "tool of delight"!  
Passionate and naughty clinches  
Can bring forth the added inches!  
 
What satisfies the most in bed  
Would not be coming from his head!  
Think of short men in history  
Whose love lives might have caused envy.  
 
Napoleon and Lord Nelson  
Both had their share of bedroom fun -
Both had children out of wedlock,
So not just marriage beds did rock!
 
George V, shorter than Queen Mary,
Enhanced his royal family tree
With their six kids, while Dudley Moore  
Had two taller wives for his score.  
 
So don't let short height disappoint  
You on meeting; I make my point.  
Add those 'cock inches' to his height,  
See him in more impressive light!
Written by Solomon_Song
Published | Edited 4th Sep 2017
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