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WHY I THINK A SHORTER MAN CAN BE SEXY
Woman, if you're taller than he,
A shorter man can be sexy;
An apparently shorter mate
Has got something to compensate!
What by inches he lacks in height
He makes up with "tool of delight"!
Passionate and naughty clinches
Can bring forth the added inches!
What satisfies the most in bed
Would not be coming from his head!
Think of short men in history
Whose love lives might have caused envy.
Napoleon and Lord Nelson
Both had their share of bedroom fun -
Both had children out of wedlock,
So not just marriage beds did rock!
George V, shorter than Queen Mary,
Enhanced his royal family tree
With their six kids, while Dudley Moore
Had two taller wives for his score.
So don't let short height disappoint
You on meeting; I make my point.
Add those 'cock inches' to his height,
See him in more impressive light!
A shorter man can be sexy;
An apparently shorter mate
Has got something to compensate!
What by inches he lacks in height
He makes up with "tool of delight"!
Passionate and naughty clinches
Can bring forth the added inches!
What satisfies the most in bed
Would not be coming from his head!
Think of short men in history
Whose love lives might have caused envy.
Napoleon and Lord Nelson
Both had their share of bedroom fun -
Both had children out of wedlock,
So not just marriage beds did rock!
George V, shorter than Queen Mary,
Enhanced his royal family tree
With their six kids, while Dudley Moore
Had two taller wives for his score.
So don't let short height disappoint
You on meeting; I make my point.
Add those 'cock inches' to his height,
See him in more impressive light!
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