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Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
Six miles an hour
Is certainly fast enough
Round the supermarket
Avoiding tall stacks
If I’m in the mood
To avoid them at all
Running up the legs
Of other shoppers
Serves them right
For stopping abruptly
And then there’s those
That just cut you up
I chase them down or
Force them to crash
Either way, I enjoy
Their pedestrian rage
As they trip up and fall
Scrambling their eggs
Breaking their biscuits
Squashing their cakes
Watch them run after
Rolling bottles and cans
But they can’t curse me out
I play the disabled card
Like a joker with four aces
And jump the queue
Right in front of them
My electric wheelchair
And the way I use it
Reflects exactly
Who and what I am
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Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 1:13am
I knew it was you chasing me around Tescos you sadistic sicko. Just because I have bruised heels does not make it grand theft auto. Not unless you stole some broccoli and violated a checkout girly with it...........
No that does not count as one of her five a day.......
No that does not count as one of her five a day.......
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Re: Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 8:11pm
lol - I like to think that no matter how bad things get, you should always make time to wind people up :-p I wouldn't class stealing broccoli as stealing it grows in trees!
Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 1:44am
Re: Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 8:12pm
If you like I will come round your house and damage your doors :-) ty :-)
Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
Anonymous
30th Jun 2017 4:44am
Oh David how I saw this all playing out in my mind...giggling as I saw you with your orange spikes with condiments, meat and dairy getting tossed up in the air!
Best of luck in the comp m my friend!!
Xoxo Taryn
Best of luck in the comp m my friend!!
Xoxo Taryn
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Re: Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
1st Jul 2017 00:53am
breaking thins is just fun, what can I say :-) I am glad you enjoyed this piece of nonsense :-)
Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
Ah-ha.....so you were the one responsible for the demolition of all those (annoying) center-aisle displays! Bravo!!! I mean..as if there is ever enough room for anyone to maneuver around them on a quiet afternoon/evening...let alone on an insanely busy Saturday! At least in my location, anyhow!
David, my friend, i couldn't help smiling--right out loud--at this one! I could so easily picture you cruising thru the market---a regular 'hell-on-wheels' !! (lol) It would be a most enjoyable, and entertaining pleasure to tag along on your next grocery trip! :) xo
David, my friend, i couldn't help smiling--right out loud--at this one! I could so easily picture you cruising thru the market---a regular 'hell-on-wheels' !! (lol) It would be a most enjoyable, and entertaining pleasure to tag along on your next grocery trip! :) xo
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Re: Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
1st Jul 2017 00:56am
you've just hit my personal hate - not enough room yo move around the shops - some days I do bash into things on purpose, especially supermarkets and larger chain stores or Bastards as I call them :-) Hey you don't get to tag along - either you ride on my lap or get your own chair :-) Hugs :-)
Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 11:28pm
That's an interesting way to explore a supermarket. I wish I was there to see that:) David.
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Re: Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
1st Jul 2017 00:57am
you are welcome to come - any Saturday afternoon, but you have to join in :-)
Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
30th Jun 2017 11:31pm
David this made me giggle because I saw the feisty side of your personality & I love it :)
love & hugs..
Brenda
love & hugs..
Brenda
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Re. Deals on Wheels - - for the vroom vroom comp
1st Jul 2017 00:59am
sometimes I still do feisty, as long as I go pee-pee first (lol) :-)
sending 1000 ehugs :-)
David :-)
sending 1000 ehugs :-)
David :-)