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How to win an argument with a woman

The first thing you need to remember before you start an argument is ..
make sure it's really worth it
Because once you do ,...
prepare for all hell to brake loose
A roller coaster of emotions isn't such a thrill or amusement
Even if you're right, ...and she knows it
She also knows a trick to make you feel guilt..... And she'll use it
Got you're mind all switched up where you start feeling bad , for what you did
So another thing to remember is just because you're right doesn't mean you win
There's only a few thing in life that get you ticked
She knows the right buttons to push that will get you so pissed you'll say some hurtful things you don't really mean to get back at her
Justified, tick for tack, eye for an eye,
Oh, what a bunch of lies
What ever it is that got you mad , you'll get over it quick
Her on the other hand will take it with her till the day that she dies
Pointless to ever get your point across because once you do, shell through it in your face all tearyeyed reminding you about What you called her that one time
I would like to advise you to apologize
Sounds like the right thing to do, unfortunately that's more like fighting a fire by trying to put it out with some fuel
She heard that meaningless word a thousand times before
Maybe she wouldn't hear sorry that many times if there wasn't a thousand things she made you feel sorry for
Got you saying sorry, For saying sorry
 like she secretly loves that word
So, much that she wants to hear it some more
Now to get to the conclusion on the matter of arguing with the ladies
What's the solution?
No ,Seriously , man I'm asking you
Cause I don't have a clue how to win an argument with a woman
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