Original Similes as new as honesty in politics

 
As big as  
My cock  
 
As big as  
Your ass in that black dress  
 
As big as  
The lies that you tell  
 
As big as  
A blue whale's foreskin
 
As drunk as  
A drunk  
 
As drunk as  
A catnipped cat  
 
As drunk as  
A celebrity who has run out of drugs  
 
As drunk as  
A meandering jellyfish  
 
 
As white as  
The hoods of the KKK  
 
As white as  
The powder I put up my nose  
 
As white as  
The human yoghurt on your chin  
 
As white as  
The pages of a poet with writers block  
 
 
As black as  
The only lives that matter  
 
As black as  
The ice that caused your car crash  
 
As black as  
Captain Blackbeard’s beard  
 
As black as  
The flag that we currently fear the most  
 
As crooked as  
Hilary Clinton  
 
As orange as  
Donald Trump  
 
As untruthful as  
Hilary Clinton or Donald Trump  
Or any other politician