Stereotypical parents

Walking down the street all dressed in black
like an undertaker in your top-hat
you've had a good education and all of that
and this is how you pay us back

you look like a vampire ready for the slaughter
are you our child or Dracula's daughter?
if you don't do nothing to respect our wishes
you'll end up looking like the scary bitches!

long black dress made of satin and lace
half a ton of make-up on your face
big black boots, eyes like a cat
no daughter of mine's going out dressed like that!

me and your father are going around the bend
we're sick of worrying on how it's going to end
you'll be wondering around the countryside sleeping in ditches
riding motorcycles and hanging out with witches!

your other mode of dress is even more bizzare
gothing about like a cyber tart
i don't know which is worse, the ''vampire trog''
or the ''transvestite robot from the planet zog''