Well Fuck Me! - For the “Look AT Me !!!!!  LOOKLOOOKLOOOOOK! “comp

Well, fuck me! I deny it
Nothing egotistical about me
Nothing selfish or arrogant
I am not self centred
Or even self promoting

Well fuck me! I’m not delusional
I never wallow in bullshit
Yours or anybody else’s
Nothing about me is moronic
And I have no delusions of self

Well fuck me! I am indeed an artist
But not as one trapped
I don’t chose to invent words
I write in proper English
And I don’t give a fuck about your love

Well fuck me!
I am responsible, witty, handsome,
Sexy, wealthy, fertile, artistic,
Talented, skilled, wonderful
Sweet, lovely, beautiful, fun
Great sense of humour, well endowed
The life and soul of the party
Great smile, sparkling eyes,
All my teeth are my own,
A great dancer, a great poet
Fantastic writer and painter,
An almost superhuman athlete,
A vivacious cat walk model
Everyone’s favourite father,
Son, uncle and granddad
People wish they were related to me
People worship me, as they should
People want to be me, just for a day
I have absolutely no faults or failings
Ok! Well maybe my humility
But that’s in the past
I used to be humble
Now I am just perfection
Well fuck me!