Mocking Disabled Animals

 
Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
Ok so far, but why point them out

See how they run. See how they run.
We are taking the piss out of disabled rodents

They all ran after the farmer's wife,
How could they; they’re blind!

Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
So the punishment for being chased is decapitation

Did you ever see such a sight in your life, as three blind mice?
Again an encouragement to mock disabled animals

If three blind mice is ok, how about:

3 deaf cats, 3 deaf cats
Hear how they meow, hear how they meow
They stared at the singing farmer’s wife
She poked out their eyes with a hunting knife
She’s now facing a sentence of 20 to life
For 3 deaf cats

3 mute rats, 3 mute rats
Hear how they squeak, hear how they squeak
They all gave fright to the farmer’s wife
She used a gun not a butchers knife
She sent them all to the afterlife
3 mute rats

3 rabid dogs, 3 rabid dogs
See how they snarl. See how they snarl
They all ran after the farmer’s wife
They ripped out her throat and took her life
The farmer is happy he gets a new wife
From 3 rabid dogs

Inspired by: illustrated children's book by John W. Ivimey entitled The Complete Version of Ye Three Blind Mice