Getting There, Urban Cowboy, The Scoop

The Q changed my life
2nd Avenue Subway opened in January
86th to Times Square in 9 minutes
86th to Union Square switch for the L
12 minutes to Jefferson Street, Brooklyn
Chopped 35 minutes off that trip

No more fucking busses
Slow as shit with drivers who forget to open back doors
You have to drive the bus and open the doors
The back door is where you want us to get off
Open it Tool Head
Duh

The Q is religion in this town
It's secular too
God freaks stay away from the stations
No pamphlet people trying to steal your soul
or your wallet
They know the evil of the Q will get them
They're afraid the Q might make them Queer
Win Win Boss

Come to NYC
Take the Q everywhere
Don't give beggars any money
Unless they are missing body parts
Every sob story is bullshit
The pizza is real here
This has been your urban cowboy
With the scoop