[ Bad Raps ] The Outlawed Rap They Didn't Want You To Hear

  
Hell's Bells, High Noon  
---woke up in a saloon
staring down quadruple double barrels;  
so many a half-assed, sawed off shotgun
 
Three years passed and until now  
nobody's tried to drown me in a horse trough
Been in this town without incident  
not a single solitary frown    

except for perhaps a feller with his nonstop raps
--- bestsellers, real buttes, lemme tell ya  
* cough * Meant to say, beauts
Sorry, Sonny --- I'm an illiterate, cantcha see?
 
Writin nuthin' more than poetry
appealing to society's illegitimites  
It ain't worth a damn, buts I digress  
as they collar their Wanted Man  
reads me my rights --- I house
no ill reputes