FINE DINING

A very clever and funny write, Gahdess!  I continue to be annoyed by these ever-present devices and have only just recently gotten a cell phone of my own.  I won't be taking it out for gourmet meals or the opera.  Has the cutest ring tone though....

I don't know Sir Crow it seems you are falling under the spell of the siren song. I admire you holding out so long on the purchase of a cell phone. Thank you reading my piece and for your words of encouragement.

i'm so guilty of this. cigarette in one hand, android device in the other, earbuds plugged into my iPod so.
a very clever write G. technology is the ultimate social! faux pas
xoxo

I'm just as guilty. That you Katja. I always look forward to you comments.

Omg Gw i am so glad u happened into my spot today otherwise i wouldn't of seen what you're/youv'e been up too..  
I absolutely love this!! this is pure strokes of genius!  Wow i really truly enjoyed this read..  
big ears ova here<-----  
RL for sure all day!!  
 
 
Good evening    
It’s nice to see you    
Will you be dining alone?    
Oh forgive me    
I didn’t see your device    
Table for two then    
 
first of all the opening is clever and whimsy  
i was all in at this point.
 
 
Our specials for today    
An 8 oz filet with spring vegetables and WiFi    
And for your electronic friend    
A nice OS upgrade    
Excellent choice    
And for your tablet?    
Coming right up    
 
POW! absolutely brilliant! I can see and hear the waiter, hehe  
u need to publish this!  
 
 
Hello, Don Ensimismados    
We do take reservations    
when would you like to come?    
I have a table for four at 8 o'clock    
We will see you then    
Listen up kitchen!    
I’ve got a four top coming at 8    
Mr. and Mrs. Jones    
and their smartphones    
It’s their anniversary    
 
lmfao! smh fucking fantastic G!  
 
 
What seems to be the problem?    
I am so sorry    
I didn’t realize it wasn’t compatible    
I’ll send it back to the kitchen    
Can I interest you in a charge    
While you wait?    
Free of charge...of course    
 
 
Of course!  lol  
i love this entire piece...  
Bravo GW!  
love  
Zazzles xxxxx  
 

Thank you so much Zazzles! You have truly brightened my dsy and made my efforts worthwhile. Cheers!

Congratulations! This poem has been nominated for Deep Underground Poetry's Featured Poem of the Month Competition for July, '17. You may view the nomination at the link below, and will be notified if selected.  

https://deepundergroundpoetry.com/forum/competitions/read/9685/

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Yes I think we've all been ignored in favor of FB, tweets, texts etc. I realize that sometimes there is a compelling reason, business, a sick animal etc...but to be supplanted by social media is rude.

I read this again today and just like the other 10 times I leave with a smile ear to ear...
Love this quirky, fun, and very clever piece Gw
Really enjoying the creativity you present in this and all your writings👍👍👍👍👍
Zazzles🐾

Thank you Zazzles! I had a lot of fun writing this one. 😀

It was brilliant !! 👍