Call Me A Dwarf One More Time

I am an angry small man making
angry small footprints in the sand
Taking that into consideration
get in my way, slow me down
you'll get the backside of my hand
before I dropkick you into next week
I prefer "midget" to being called "dwarf"
Disney made them silly and weak
Tolkien, as fierce as sailors at a wharf
but too hairy and I have very little patience
for big, clumsy clodhoppers like you
who think they're God's gift to normal

Written by Anarchitect
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