Meow!

 
I am loud and proud
Not one of the crowd
Me being bowed
Or acting kowtowed
I’ve never allowed
I’m house proud
And I’m low browed

I shout out loud
Cause I’m well endowed
Marriage I have never vowed
My mother says it’s not allowed
With her I’ve surly rowed
But haven’t wrapped her in a shroud

As a stripper I have wowed
As a farmer I have ploughed
As a cop controlled a crowd
As a trucker I’ve snow ploughed
My goals are never disallowed

I’m a street raging thundercloud
I’ve powwowed like Red Cloud
Strangely:
I own a cat but I’ve never meowed
Meow!