Naked

I have a Harvard degree
I sit down to pee

I’m a grand master at chess
I don’t make much mess

I sing Jazz and blues
I could sing you the news

I don’t smoke cigarettes or drugs
I’m not afraid of mice or bugs

I’m a champion at trivial pursuit
A virtuoso on the flute

I’m a wonderful chef
My palates not clef

The life and soul of the party
I’m well read and arty

I’m funny and witty
I don’t want your pity

I’m female and pretty
Yet you treat me shitty

everyone knows I’m really star rated,
So;
Why is it you only love me, when I’m naked