Cows

 
How versatile are cows
They are gangly and ugly
Yet they are important
Firstly we eat them
Meat is meat, as are we
Yet we eat almost everything
From the cheeks to the tail
All slaughtered clinically
I mean they don’t suffer
Am I right, no suffering?
It’s just the nerves
That make them flail about?
Moooooooooo!

We so want to be cows
We wear their skin
Leather boots, shoes
Handbags, purses, hats
Jackets and dog leads
Where would S&M be
Without good old leather
And my gimp suit
Moooooooooo!

But here is the strange one
We all breast feed from a cow
We are suckling a cow
We might as well get our
Mouth right on the teat
And suck like a maniac
What other species suckles
On another species
As an alternative to
Killing them, drip dry
A cow might be stupid
But humans are just weird
Moooooooooo!

For most people
Saving the Cow
Will never be an issue
If they laid eggs
And pissed whiskey
And shat chocolate
They would be perfect
And slaughtered
In much greater numbers
And nobody would care
Moooooooooo!