[ NaPo 2017 ] I'm going to be a lesbian in my next life

    
That's right---  
you heard correct  
and I expect nothing less than  
   
slumber parties without pajamas  
into the wee hours of the dawn  
dewed feet dancing during runway  
fashion shows on the backyard lawn  
showcasing our latest lingerie  
Oh, I know this sounds really gay  
coming from a dude, but ... hey---  
   
Lady Gaga said I was born this way  
   
God,
are you up there listening?  
It's me, Annie  
Seeing as how my chance  
to be a housewife    
has come and gone  
I would appreciate it
if next time around  
you made me less like Kurt Russell  
and more like Goldie Hawn  
   
In my next life  
I'm going to be a lesbian  
   
until then  
   
* sigh *  
   
I'll put away the Barbies  
and just pretend I am Ken