[ NaPo 2017 ] Global Warmings

      
I asked, Doctor    
Doctor Lady Fingers    
give me the news    
   
Is this thing that everyone    
calls Global Warming for    
real?    
   
Cupping my balls in her hand    
squeezing while copping herself a    
feel, she said,    
 
You should consider
a Climate Change    
Now turn your head     
to the left and cough    
   
* cough *    
   
Now to the right    
   
* cough *    
   
But ... I just can't get into Boxers      
   
Is it getting hotter in here    
   
or is it just me?