Dear George Lucas and J.J. Abrams,
One of you
is the creator of the Star Wars franchise
was tapped by Disney to co-write and direct
the final trilogy of the trilogy
You both lost respect in my eyes
with your special effects obsession
and catering to the whims of the fans
Jedi Obi Wan Kenobi sliced off Anakin's
arm and legs and then left him burning alive?
Padme spent two films being
queen, senator and heroine
only to return for a third as a
wishy washy pregnant housewife
Jar Jar Binks ?!?!?
Don't even get me started on Darth Emo Kylo Ren
in that 136 minutes of derivative nonsense
If only you both had gone to the Dark Side
That's no space station
It's a moon!
Don't you see?
This is lunacy
Thankfully, other people at Disney
were allowed to make Rogue One
a Star Wars story that doesn't suck
like Boba Fett down a Sarlacc
that makes me want to become
One with the Force
of my childhood again
Protocol Droid U8-PP