More Lore: It's like ShoeTime at the Apollo

 
...In sharp contrast to what the scene
 in the alleyway looked like minutes
 ago, at this moment  the authorities
 and onlookers,  were being treated to
 a show.

It was like  'SHOETIME' in 'alley-row'
 and even to the chagrin of the head
'SHOE-IN-CHARGE' there was no
denying it, as he looked around
 amongst his 'Loon Platoon', those 'Fantastic'  goons and the people in
the street. Thanks to the sudden
 'sounds of music' being dropped...
 all in attendance were dancing!  
They couldn't help it,  as they had
suddenly had Happy Feet.

To his own internal disgust,  Shoe
felt he had to and  gave it up,
shuffling himself left to right and
 then spinning on his big toe, then
 'freezing' (as a voice from a Secretive
Service Agent shouted out, " Yeah, that
 was tough!").

It was such a harmonious and happy
vision to behold, with Smoe-Dancer
'Electric Sliding' playing to his 'fans'
 and even Combat Boot,  embraced his
inner  'Astaire' tap dancing to the
rhythm and feeling free, a feeling he couldn't hide even if he tried. Although High Heel, was stuck in the dumpster,  
the music had  moved her too, and
inside she made the best of it moving in
time with the melody hi-stepping along
the trash, performing the Cha- Cha  as
 she imagined  to be  dancing with Shoe.

The people in the streets were
themselves overtaken by the sounds,
and beats thumping so rhythmically
 and hot, young,  and old alike were pop locking, and  break dancing on the spot!

 A little old lady of about 93, removed
her false teeth, then grabbed a nearby
cop and ordered, "come on sonny!"
" see if you keep up with me.." He
dipped and turned her as she cried out
in joyful song,  " wweeeee , wwweeee.."
Look at me!" The President just sat in
a copter hovering above  a rooftop
nearby, watching  it  all on his tele-
monitor in the sky. Truthfully,  it moved
him to tears as discreetly he wiped his
watered eye.

Red and the Rough Writers were so
 eager to get to where the action was,
that they hitched a ride on a moped  in
 the backpack of a pizza delivery guy,
after hearing him discuss he was
heading downtown to catch the city's
 latest attraction that drew such a  
high profile  media buzz. "Hey Boss, "  Markie spoke softly to Red as they bounced around in the backpack..
"Think Straw,  and them boys will
welcome us with open arms when we arrive? " I'm sorry to admit it sir,  but I
sure  was pretty fond of those guys"
Red, raised his 'cap' sideways and
replied, "Well Markie old friend we'll
see what happens when they hear our offer,  besides turning us down wouldn't
be wise."  as  Markie just tightened his
cap and nodded in agreement.

With all the ruckus in the alley,  and in
the streets, no one seemed to realize,
that some of Fuzz was packing heavy heat..little by little the Shoe Platoon's
ranks were getting smaller, as the
'The Government's Boys' and those
ones in Blue were strategically using
hot air guns to soften up the Shoe's
crew...Dixie, ever the observant one...
sounded the alarm to Straw and the
gang, "Straw!  Charlie! Buck-l!  all  big
 and lil  nuts and screws! come on let's breakout! Those men are wielding what looks like a very big gun! And as quickly
as the fun had started... once again
mass confusion reigned as Products,  
and the like, scattered about like litter
as like the wind flew, all began to run!!