Tuesdays

      Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday
      And I'll prove you that !
      Nothing good ever comes out of a Tuesday
      And here are the facts :

My friend does her homework all day and night
Without a minute to spare for me
But lazy-ass teacher didn't care to show up
On the second day of the school week

A pal of me played theatre
I told him « break a leg, hey ! »
Then the spotlight broke and fell on him
You just have to guess the day...

      Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday
      And I'll prove you that !
      Nothing good ever comes out of a Tuesday
      And here are the facts :

On my very second day of work
I stabbed my finger, got an infection,
Now, that Sleeping Beauty crap does work
But when I got up I'd gotten an amputation...

      Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday
      And I'll prove you that !
      Nothing good ever comes out of a fucking Tuesday
      And here are the facts :

Girl I know had a crush
Like stupid girls often do
She wondered how to flirt and such
While he was touching little girls in the backroom

On a Tuesday !

On a Tuesday !

Got your laptop stolen ?
It was a Tuesday
Broke your boss' fountain pen ?
It was a Tuesday
Lost a gear of your clock ?
It was a Tuesday
Discovered the world's a piece of shit ?
It was a Tuesday !

      Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday
      I think I've proven that
      Nothing good ever comes out of a Tuesday
      And these are the facts.

      Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday
      I hope you're convinced,
      Because I don't wanna wait for the Tuesday
      That will top the jinx.