[2017] Drinks Are On You, Tits Are On Me

     
You're already drunk    
I'm barely getting there    
Laugh, flip my hair    
Watch the barflies stare    
   
It's Ladies Night where    
alcohol and spirits are free    
The drinks are on you    
tits are on me      
Woo-hoo!    
 
Hey, you---  
I'm the kinda woman    
your mama warned about    
who just to get my way    
bounces baubles about    
act the bubble headed blonde    
throw in a Betty Boopsie wobble    
a little booty jiggle there   
here a bitty booby bobble    
   
Toss darts way off the charts    
Bend over, pick'em up---   
show off my Queen of Hearts    
And on days that I'm thankful    
God made me in His image of a skank    
braless does the trick    
topped off with a tank    
   
Alcohol and spirits are free    
It's Ladies Night where
the tits are on me    
drinks are on you    
   
Laugh, flip my hair    
Watch the barflies stare    
You're already drunk    
I'm may just get there
before this night is through