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AGONY QUESTIONS - TWO LINERS
(Beginning a series on rhyming agony column questions)
"My partner seems to be a prude;
They do not like me sleeping nude."
"I’ve been quite upset to discover
My boyfriend’s sleeping with my mother."
"A woman old enough to be my mother
Is pestering me to become her lover."
"I have been much shaken to the core;
He said 'I don’t love you any more!'"
"I’m tempted towards committing suicide –
I’ve not got over being a jilted bride."
"I'm scared to get pregnant again;
My baby's birth caused me much pain."
"My partner seems to be a prude;
They do not like me sleeping nude."
"I’ve been quite upset to discover
My boyfriend’s sleeping with my mother."
"A woman old enough to be my mother
Is pestering me to become her lover."
"I have been much shaken to the core;
He said 'I don’t love you any more!'"
"I’m tempted towards committing suicide –
I’ve not got over being a jilted bride."
"I'm scared to get pregnant again;
My baby's birth caused me much pain."
Published 3rd Mar 2017
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4th Mar 2017 6:18am
Amazing use of humour and couplets; diction could use a little work if you'd like to make it concise, but it's sooooo funny!
4th Mar 2017 9:34pm
11th Mar 2017 8:37pm
Humour, indeed. Well thought out in the rhyme scheme of the couplets. Very clever read. Well done, Solomon.
