[ Politics & Religion ]  Farking, Barking Dingbat

 
Sick and tired of being mired
down in your psychotic episodes  
grand conspiracies, delusions    
leaving me wired    
amped and ready to go    
   
Far and few in between    
are any viable solutions    
However, I can think of one    
that just might be cause    
for you to shut the fuck up    
   
For once, I wish you'd just    
SHUT THE FUCK UP    
   
Dude asks, Why so rude?    
What's the deal?
Why the rotten mood?    
   
I say, The answer is the cancer    
afflicting the right half of America's brain    
driving me insane, further away from
voting for McCain    
   
Dude shrieks, That thing
tangled in your hair ---
Oh, my God! What is that?    
   
It's a Dingbat !    
Barking, farking Dingbat !    
AGHHHHH !    
Run! Run for your lives!    
   
Parking on my neck    
partaking in a feast    
exanguinating me of sanity    
injecting me with salivic vitriol    
   
If I was Richard Clark, I'd be asking    
What's more vital to Americans now?    
The War Against Terrorism overseas    
in the Middle East??    
Or domestic Pest Control???    
   
AGHHHHH !    
How shocking and awful    
with a jibber-jabbering jawful of my flesh    
peirced with its venomous fangs    
poisoning my conservative ear    
   
But this year I have the answer    
to cut out this cancer    
by voting for Obama    

so all you Rightwing Extremists    
can suck my Mama