[ Stephen King inspired ] The Literary Kings of Mean Things

You write about things mean
I write about things mean
Together, we're a mean motherfucking pair
The Literary Kings of Mean Things
I'm the Richard to your Stephen
the high toned sonofabitch of which  
keeps you razor straight and even
or left tuned up in a roadside ditch
Pay the price when you mess with me
Hoss, any skin off my nose?  
It's your loss
Comin' after you now like a freight train
on schedule to deliver the pain
You're gonna wish you were the one  
those fool stuffed publishers buried
And as the window of opportunity narrows
I have to ask, What the fuck!
is up with all these goddam sparrows?!?

Baby, Baby
I'm taking this act solo to Endsville  
There's hell to pay
Plenty of blood
to spill along the way  
Light and Dark
Halves Good and Bad  
We're the Literary Kings of Mean Things
but only one of us is here to stay
and I'm sorry to say
it ain't gonna be you,
inspired by Stephen King's The Dark Half
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 11th Dec 2019
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