Why Worry

 
Worry not
Not a jot
Or you’ll get a brain clot
Be satisfied with what you’ve got
Nothing then needs fought
Eyes closed nothing sought
Or take a chance on something hot
Something on your blind spot
Something you have never caught
Head down to the night spot
Check out every mug shot
Forget me not
I’m simply not
An afterthought
I don’t get fraught
I’m not distraught
There’s no subplot
No second thought
Out of earshot
I’m a self taught
Perfect aim hotshot
A handsome, big, sex pot
A spaced out Cosmonaut
Drinking vodka, smoking pot
Don’t leave me in the parking lot
With both my eyes bloodshot
Like something easily forgot
I’m not a nought
Or a have-not
I’m not a robot
I’m not a cheap shot
I’ll hit your sweet spot
I’m a red hot head shot
I’m more than what you’ve got
You don’t want to boycott
I’m not a fussing fusspot
Or a crazy crackpot
I’ll be your mascot
I’m gonna be your jackpot
But only if you worry not