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[ Bad Raps ] She's A Nasty Woman  

 
 
from the album Rise of the Planet of the Trumpanzees  

Yo yo Miss Nasty  
Woman, PLEASE!  
This so-called presidential campaign of yours?  
It's a distasterpiece  
Don't quit your day job  
Get yo ass back in da kitchen  
and bake me a pie with some black eyed peas  
All I hear is nuthin' but bitch bitch bitchin'  
about my homie, D.J. Trump  
must be that witchin' time of the month  
broom stick up your pale assed rump  
never seen a ray of sunlight before  
bustin' out the stitchin' of suits pants  
fashionably late to the election party tonight  
Sorry to steal the show  
Just thought you'd want to know  
your rap skills got no flow  
same as that snowflake Rosie O  
or those October Surprise pantywaisted hoes  
burning up the Mainstream Librul Media  
with each liar liar pants on fire accusation  
I got news for ya  
Trump wouldn't bother puttin' you out with his hose  
We're the new irrational nationalist Nation  
and we'll keep you from getting hired  
Making America Great Again  
( with some help from Natasha and Boris in Russia of course )  
As for you?  
 
Your fired  
 
True dat  
Tweet dat  
Mar-a-Lago is where the party's at  
 
 
 
 
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 12th Dec 2019
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