Can I Sit?

'Hello.'
 
(girl gestures toward the empty seat .... )
 
'Can I sit?'
 
(guy motions her to go ahead, it's a free country .... )
 
'I know how the producers picking me, made you upset
And the decision caused you lots of pain
And I know a woman's sexuality can be a man's greatest pain
But if you let me, we can suck face.
 
I'll strip just for you and you will be chosen again
We can both star in our own personal erotic movie
And I will let you be my co-star in my sex life story
Then I will take away your unwanted chastity.
 
We can even include my best friend, Tiffany
Have a three way, a coffee and couch orgy
You will be privileged to have a piece of me
And I will be honored to lift your virginity.
 
We will both play student and teacher at the same time
Bumping and grinding and making the sex act rhyme  
I don't work tomorrow, you can even stay past nine
I want you to squirt with me, I want to make you mine
Hell, we can both squirt together, at the same time!'
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Epic rhyming style poem.  Erotica with a European flavor added!