ANNOUNCING DEEP UNDERGROUND'S FIRST PRINTED POETRY ANTHOLOGY

Edit; sorry folks if my post has misled anyone.  I reposted it from a recent competition to sell something. I chose to sell the first DU printed anthology.  Something I wish DU would do.  So forgive me for not making this clear.  But hey, if the webmistress takes notice, she might be inspired to do just that; announce a DU printed anthology. Wouldn't that be wonderful?  
 
Attention One!    
Attention All!    
Attention to Everyone    
Who Loves Poetry    
Like a Drunk Likes    
Drinking Alcohol!    
   
Announcing the first ever    
Deep Underground    
Poetry Anthology    
From world's greatest poets    
That are both smart and sexy    
   
Available in print    
And online    
You can order it    
From Kindle, Barnes & Noble    
Or Amazon anytime    
   
So don't tarry    
Better not wait    
Place your order    
Before it's to late    
   
And please note:    
All proceeds from    
Deep Underground's Poetry Anthology    
Will be used to exterminate    
Corporate monopolies    
   
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