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[ Bad Raps ] T-Rump
T e e e e e e e e e e e e
---rump! Roast Hillary
and Biden; time to social media
post today, boast about his poll
numbers and if T-Rump had his way---
in an echo chamber on a Tulsa stage
he'd rap all the gals a third of his age---
bump and grind his own daughters, but ...
not just once or twice
Not white enough for him, Vanilla Ice
declined to perform at the 2020 RNC---
say whut ?!?
Buddy!
Unlike old Joe
T-Rump's no fuddy duddy!
Gots stamina, vibrant skin so orange
cheeks way beyond the ruddy
Says one thing, Tweets its opposite
Political waters he gotsta muddy
And all the single ladies
in his hands are like teh putty
They don't protest, shy away
from his Playboy fantasy
penthouse posse
I know - my bad ...
that doesn't rhyme very well with
"Grab them by the—"
Dad!
Ivanka shrieks
Watch your language!
We don't need anymore drama
Given all these empty bleacher seats
your attendance is still way smaller
compared to that O-Bama!
#VOTE2020
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