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[ Bad Raps ] T-Rump

              
T e e e e e e e e e e e e                        
---rump!  Roast Hillary                 
and Biden; time to social media    
post today, boast about his poll    
numbers and if T-Rump had his way---                          
in an echo chamber on a Tulsa stage                          
he'd rap all the gals a third of his age---                          
bump and grind his own daughters, but ...                
not just once or twice          
                    
Not white enough for him, Vanilla Ice    
declined to perform at the 2020 RNC---            
           
say whut ?!?            
                  
Buddy!              
Unlike old Joe  
T-Rump's no fuddy duddy!                          
Gots stamina, vibrant skin so orange                         
cheeks way beyond the ruddy                          
Says one thing, Tweets its opposite                          
Political waters he gotsta muddy                          
And all the single ladies                          
in his hands are like teh putty                          
They don't protest, shy away                          
from his Playboy fantasy                  
penthouse posse    
                          
I know - my bad ...                          
that doesn't rhyme very well with                          
"Grab them by the—"      
                          
Dad!                
Ivanka shrieks                  
Watch your language!                          
We don't need anymore drama                      
Given all these empty bleacher seats            
your attendance is still way smaller                      
compared to that O-Bama!
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
           
#VOTE2020    
           
           
           
 
Written by JohnnyBlaze
Published | Edited 22nd Jun 2020
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