Red face wrong Parlor

Red Faced wrong Parlor

Grandma, What big ears you have?
Did you always look so much ike my Granddad?
Why the fuck did Mother bury you in a suit?
And you're .tall...i always thought you were so short and cute.
Grandma, you have black hairs on your knuckles...
I'm sorry Grandma, I can't help but chuckchuckle ...
I brought everyone your last batch of oatmeal cookies..
Uncle Al is such a pig, he already ate 3..
GRANDMA your wedding ring is missing!
I bet it was Aunty Jule....shes so friggin greedy....
And they coulda done your makeup faaar far better...
Some rouge on your cheeks, lips a bit redder...
I am pissed Grama, I'm going to sue this funeral home....
And i can't wait to get Aunty Jule alone......

"Excuse me Ma'am, how did you know Mr. Lupus?"

"THIS IS MY.....Ohhhhh....Mr. Lupus not Grama...i feel pretty friggin stupid."


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