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Have It Your Way


Stay tuned to WLMN Channel 13  
your trusted Liberal Mainstream News source
for more breaking coverage
involving the controversial
hidden camera footage
proving without a doubt that
( seriously you can take our word for it;  
we did the all investigative work
and checking of facts for you )
the average McTrumpFlipFlopWhopper Burger is comprised of:
30% all natural ( albeit flash frozen low grade ) beef
70% sodium, sawdust, maggots and minimum wage worker spit  
So, if you really are that desperate for something to ... ummm .....
.... oh, fuck it
You'll still eat this shit anyway
Written by Anarchitect
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