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SNOWBALLS AND SEMEN SUNDAES-Ladies' Night at The Haiku Erotic Restaurant -watch candycrier getting a bird's eye view
Enjoy listening to my own composition The Perfect Strut Boogie with Gene Rabbai at the piano, while you read about the fabulous night at The Haiku Erotic Restaurant. The boogie was piped through our loudspeakers for most of the festivities. I'm getting a bird eye's view with those binoculars.
Haiku:
Big load days arrive
Men love shooting stored up spunk
Ladies get facials
It was a rollicking evening at Ladies' Night here at the much loved and often vilified Haiku Erotic Restaurant.
Men ejaculated semen stored up for weeks into the faces of the ladies who took the snowballs proudly on their eyes, ears,mouths,everywhere. This is some women's secret desire,little admitted though it is.
Afterwards,couples adjourned to our no-holds-barred room , appropriately named for when desires can no longer be held in check.Some of the men had limp dicks due to their facializing the women, but sat back trying their best to beat their cocks into service again A few of the women paired up and indulged in lesbian bukkake, where ladies squirt other ladies with vaginal juices. I also heard a few of the women requesting the men who couldn't get hard again to pee in their cunts. Personally I did this several decades ago with one girl who requested such. It didn't do anything for me and I never did it again. I seem to remember the girl did keep a self-satisfied smile on her face all the while. Some of our men diners swear by it and they've heard it makes impotent me feel potent. Interesting.
Next we went into the dining room and settled at table for one of our most popular and in-demand desserts, especially by women: semen sundaes. Think chocolate ice cream with marshmallow topping. Get the picture? We keep the toppings bottled, always ready for the demand.
Let me tell you these ladies verily STRUTTED out of here fully and completely satisfied and in possession of a souvenir gift: a French Tickler, one of those old fashioned pleasure givers with a feather at the end, popular in the 1920s, a forerunner of modern day dildos. I am sure the ladies will have many astounding orgasms triggered by their memories of Ladies' Night at the Haiku Erotic Restaurat!
Haiku:
Big load days arrive
Men love shooting stored up spunk
Ladies get facials
It was a rollicking evening at Ladies' Night here at the much loved and often vilified Haiku Erotic Restaurant.
Men ejaculated semen stored up for weeks into the faces of the ladies who took the snowballs proudly on their eyes, ears,mouths,everywhere. This is some women's secret desire,little admitted though it is.
Afterwards,couples adjourned to our no-holds-barred room , appropriately named for when desires can no longer be held in check.Some of the men had limp dicks due to their facializing the women, but sat back trying their best to beat their cocks into service again A few of the women paired up and indulged in lesbian bukkake, where ladies squirt other ladies with vaginal juices. I also heard a few of the women requesting the men who couldn't get hard again to pee in their cunts. Personally I did this several decades ago with one girl who requested such. It didn't do anything for me and I never did it again. I seem to remember the girl did keep a self-satisfied smile on her face all the while. Some of our men diners swear by it and they've heard it makes impotent me feel potent. Interesting.
Next we went into the dining room and settled at table for one of our most popular and in-demand desserts, especially by women: semen sundaes. Think chocolate ice cream with marshmallow topping. Get the picture? We keep the toppings bottled, always ready for the demand.
Let me tell you these ladies verily STRUTTED out of here fully and completely satisfied and in possession of a souvenir gift: a French Tickler, one of those old fashioned pleasure givers with a feather at the end, popular in the 1920s, a forerunner of modern day dildos. I am sure the ladies will have many astounding orgasms triggered by their memories of Ladies' Night at the Haiku Erotic Restaurat!
Published 13th Jan 2017
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14th Jan 2017 4:43am
14th Jan 2017 5:57am
Thank you for visiting. You might like to visit some of our other episodes. I especially liked the one where Sasha Grey made a personal appearance and we ate her clam or was it ham? I also liked the time we interviewed a very pregnant girl when along wandered in an actual cow. Needless to say we drank a lot of milk that evening. Google us at The Haiku Erotic Restaurant.
