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Butt Stuff
I want to start by saying I love girl’s booties!
anal talk doesn't have to be so taboo
most couples do it
still it seems rather hush-hush
especially when it comes to poetry
or any artistic expression for that matter
I know some may say “it’s not art” or “it’s porn”
well let me tell you
one of the most beautiful things I ever seen
was when a woman squeezed out my man milk (cum)
from her tight little cheerio (anus)
ok, maybe this “poem?” isn’t the best example of artist anal poetry
I guess I should say something to the extent of
“he brushed his colors over her sweet canvas of ass”
or something teary eyed like that
but, oh well
most woman seem against talking about butt stuff
I know, I realize it hurts
but so does pushing out a small human from your vag (or so I’ve heard)
I have yet to impregnate a woman through the anus (just saying)
I had girls tell me they don’t get the fascination
really?
what’s there to understand?
It’s warm, it’s tight, and it’s an extra hole for men to put their dick in
don’t get me wrong, pussy is good and all
but buttholes do it better (where’s Kanye West when you need him?)
now ladies, I know what you’re thinking
“that’s gross” or “this is why I should go lezbo”
hey, it’s just a preference
if a woman can use that excuse to judge men off of...
hight/weight/ or whether or not they shave
then I can certainly make my preference to be this…
“in need of anal whore who cooks and cleans”
well, maybe the cooks and cleans part is a bit much
but a woman that will take it up the butt
that’s marriage fucking material right there
if a girl told me I could get anal anytime anyplace
I would pop that ring out so fucking fast!
now that I alienated what little fan base I have (lol)
I just want to say I’m putting yes on comments
please, only positive feedback
I really don’t feel like dealing with any assholes today
(haha.. pun intended)
anal talk doesn't have to be so taboo
most couples do it
still it seems rather hush-hush
especially when it comes to poetry
or any artistic expression for that matter
I know some may say “it’s not art” or “it’s porn”
well let me tell you
one of the most beautiful things I ever seen
was when a woman squeezed out my man milk (cum)
from her tight little cheerio (anus)
ok, maybe this “poem?” isn’t the best example of artist anal poetry
I guess I should say something to the extent of
“he brushed his colors over her sweet canvas of ass”
or something teary eyed like that
but, oh well
most woman seem against talking about butt stuff
I know, I realize it hurts
but so does pushing out a small human from your vag (or so I’ve heard)
I have yet to impregnate a woman through the anus (just saying)
I had girls tell me they don’t get the fascination
really?
what’s there to understand?
It’s warm, it’s tight, and it’s an extra hole for men to put their dick in
don’t get me wrong, pussy is good and all
but buttholes do it better (where’s Kanye West when you need him?)
now ladies, I know what you’re thinking
“that’s gross” or “this is why I should go lezbo”
hey, it’s just a preference
if a woman can use that excuse to judge men off of...
hight/weight/ or whether or not they shave
then I can certainly make my preference to be this…
“in need of anal whore who cooks and cleans”
well, maybe the cooks and cleans part is a bit much
but a woman that will take it up the butt
that’s marriage fucking material right there
if a girl told me I could get anal anytime anyplace
I would pop that ring out so fucking fast!
now that I alienated what little fan base I have (lol)
I just want to say I’m putting yes on comments
please, only positive feedback
I really don’t feel like dealing with any assholes today
(haha.. pun intended)
Published 7th Jan 2017
| Edited 7th Apr 2019
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7th Jan 2017 1:43pm
Oh, you had me laughing several lines in. Taboo it may be, but it's still an interesting read. The last line...and I lost it. Full scale giggles have commenced. Careful what you wish for, you may just find it. :)
Willow
Willow
7th Jan 2017 5:36pm
I think I made myself laugh with this one. So random my thoughts 😂
I think over all I just wanted a funny yet down to earth poem 🤗
I think over all I just wanted a funny yet down to earth poem 🤗
7th Jan 2017 6:38pm
7th Jan 2017 1:45pm
Live and let live my friend
Nice to see and read your open write
all down to preference I guess
Certainly not taboo here xoxo
Nice to see and read your open write
all down to preference I guess
Certainly not taboo here xoxo
7th Jan 2017 5:38pm
Oh yes, life is too short not to live.
Thanks for enjoying my dirty mind.. haha
Thanks for enjoying my dirty mind.. haha
Anonymous
7th Jan 2017 2:30pm
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7th Jan 2017 5:40pm
maybe not. I just think people don't talk about it enough, lol.
There is plenty of beauty in that booty 😁
There is plenty of beauty in that booty 😁
7th Jan 2017 3:06pm
I say write what you feel and if you're feeling anal then fair play. I'm female last I checked 😁 and I've never been offended by anal talk... for me it boils down to the level of love and respect a guy has for the girl not which hole he wants to stick it in lol
Interesting write DevilsChild
FC 💜
Interesting write DevilsChild
FC 💜
7th Jan 2017 5:45pm
Respect is always a must. And always about what the girl is comfortable with.
I just felt I would make my argument on the subject 😂
I'm an interesting man, my friend 🙂
Thanks for reading FC 😳
I just felt I would make my argument on the subject 😂
I'm an interesting man, my friend 🙂
Thanks for reading FC 😳
7th Jan 2017 3:51pm
7th Jan 2017 5:46pm
7th Jan 2017 10:16pm
8th Jan 2017 7:50am
It's an enjoyable thing. I don't see why it needs to be hidden.
Will always own up to that... hehe
Will always own up to that... hehe
19th Jan 2021 4:10pm
Butt Stuff is the best. Fingering. Licking. Fucking someone's tight asshole is such a turn on n my favorite things to Do......oh n by the way. It does feel Good to have ur asshole ate out fingered or fucked by a strap on or real dick.
JussayiN.....
JussayiN.....
