Teddy

 My best friend is my teddy bear
He’s never uttered sarcasm
He never has a bad word to say
He is never judgemental
He never treats me like I am unworthy
I don’t have to jump through hoops
He never makes me feel guilty
His love is truly unconditional
Always ready with a warm hug
He is never, ever demanding
Setting no rules of engagement
Setting no rules at all
He never abuses
He never uses
He doesn’t require money
He doesn’t demand sex
He doesn’t punish suicide
He doesn’t encourage killing
He requires no blood sacrifice
Unlike your imaginary friend
You’re God
You’re Allah
You’re Jesus
You’re Mohamed
Your imaginary friend
Is worthless in comparison