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People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
Sitting on a city bus in traffic the other day
Observing a pretty woman across the aisle
Picking wax out of her ear
Smelling it
Then picking some more
Lord knows where that ended up
Then you have the classic
You hear it and know it instantly
The sound of nail clippers
Little pieces flying everywhere
Uh buddy, could you do that at home ?
There are more cases
Odors that defy the imagination
Thank you for sharing your Indian food
That I didn't eat
Ringing the bell, getting off, nauseated
Observing a pretty woman across the aisle
Picking wax out of her ear
Smelling it
Then picking some more
Lord knows where that ended up
Then you have the classic
You hear it and know it instantly
The sound of nail clippers
Little pieces flying everywhere
Uh buddy, could you do that at home ?
There are more cases
Odors that defy the imagination
Thank you for sharing your Indian food
That I didn't eat
Ringing the bell, getting off, nauseated
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
30th Dec 2016 2:21pm
I cannot tell you how much I don't miss riding the bus these days. Weird Al's song always comes to my mind and I sit there giggling to myself...and I'm sure someone else is worried I might go off or something in mania. All part of the service! I enjoyed this trip down memory lane. Thank you for the reminder. :)
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
30th Dec 2016 3:16pm
Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
30th Dec 2016 3:56pm
Poet.. last line.. think you meant "the".. i feel this ink.. Like!!!
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
30th Dec 2016 3:57pm
Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
30th Dec 2016 5:10pm
I am so thankful I don't have to endure that. It would seem etiquette is a passing fancy in our country (and maybe others too).
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30th Dec 2016 7:04pm
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
31st Dec 2016 4:10am
riding the bus is such sad sweet sorrow :-)
I no I shouldn't but this really made me laugh :-)
I no I shouldn't but this really made me laugh :-)
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit
31st Dec 2016 3:00pm
I love riding buses in cities, you get to see things out the window in slow motion. There are of course the the issues inside that cloud the story .....
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Re. People do Disgusting Things on Mass Transit