JESUS, PAM AND ME

Grab a gun and shoot me now
My brakes are shot so I can't stop
Out of controlle in a peaceful state of mind
Singing Look ma no hands
As I hold them high
Like I was a black man
Weapons drawn so I pull my eraser
Removed their trigger finger
Oh shit I'm speeding up
About to do a Paul Walker
Vin Diesel say something nice about me
I'm out of brothers I give a shit about
So Get Eminem to finish this for me

Wait I thought of another line
Hear two kids say momma he's crazy
Slapped them both as I yelled
You ain't the Judd's
Mothers upset
Sit bitch I demanded
She froze in shock
The dog not you lady
Shake your butt and drop it low
I'll give you a treat
The lady not you dog
Who would've knew
An ex stripper turned mom now pole dancing on the swing
Atleast she's college educated
Before I rode off I threw  a 5 and some change

Found myself on Murray for a DNA test
I ran off the stage before the results
Embarrassed cause it was nasty ass Pam accusing me
Luckily I was not the father
Jumped up beating my chest
Swore off paying for sex
So for 9 months I been pleasuring myself
I love me but not in love with myself  this much
Got mom to lend 40 and begged Pam to give me some help
The money and signature was her request
Congratulations to me
A brand new dad of a kid that's almost 3
A family man
Me , Pam and Jesus