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Santa Stole My Oreo's

Santa stole my Oreo's!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!
Over the rooftop
And thru the snow!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!

Oreo's are so neat
And it was my special
Late night treat
Now I don't have anymore
'Cos Santa stole 'em
And he flew out the door!

Santa stole my Oreo's!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!
He even stole
Some pantyhose!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!

Hey, Santa! What's the deal?!
Why did you steal my Oreo's and my meal?!
Why couldn't you steal the cat?!
Or the neighbour's kid who is a brat?!
He had to bogart my Oreo's
And quickly went out the door
I left that bastard Chips Ahoy
He didn't touch 'em and left no toys!

Santa stole my Oreo's!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!
Jumped into his sled
And flew over the snow!
Look at him go!
Look at him go!
The bastard stole my Oreo's!
Waaaaaa!!!!
Moonfire-Lark
Written by Moonfire-Lark
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