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Serena William’s Cock

 At Wimbledon after strawberries and cream
I entered centre court to watch tennis supreme
A baseline umpire my new job description
Despite my porn magazine subscription
There I was sitting waiting for the shot
With a camera in my shoe, hoping not to get caught
She raised her hand up high, returning a volley
Hit it, bent over double was the cause of her folly
The up tennis skirt shot I took was a wee bit grainy
But I saw something extra large, brown and veiny
Her strapping had slipped it had almost fell out
All those sitting behind me were just wracked with doubt
Did they really see that
Did they see her penis
Was her gender just the same
As her older sister Venus

Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if you’re transgender
But I am not happy if you choose to be a gender pretender
No need for any lying, you can bring us up to par
Just come out of your closet and tell us what you are
Are you male, are you female or something in-between
Please don’t take this wrongly, I’d want you to come clean
Still, my photograph is up for sale and to the highest bidder
Tell us all the actual truth, you can’t ever kid a kidder
I wrote this ode, so all can know
On centre court you had on show
No lady parts, something oh so wrong
Underneath your skirt what did not belong
Now despite all the people now point and mock
I’m the guy that took a snap of Serena William’s cock

Forgive me for this poem
Forgive me for its grammar
Forgive me I forgot to mention
The cock of Michelle Obama
Written by David_Macleod (14397816)
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