Table and Chairs

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Born again into naughtiness,
I didn't think hotel rooms
could offer so many delights
found in bedroom furniture to
be taken on or over.

And you Sir have redesigned me
Reprogrammed the devilment to
the point I've already clocked each
and every piece I'll be getting up
close and personal with.

You Sir have much work to do
there's a lot of furniture to cover.