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Naughty Neverland

.  
It's Treasure, the island to live  
Where sodomy's all take & give,  
 
'Cause Peter Pan's testosterone  
Is legend like his pheromones,  
 
And Tinker Bell's his faerie whore  
Who's pixie dust we all live for.  
 
Her white "sparkle" will make you fly,  
It's better than sex when you're high!  
 
While Captain Hook is waxin' 'stash,  
The pirate crew is smokin' hash.  
 
Their sights are on nookie with glee,  
But all they've got is Mister Smee.  
 
And Wendy's such a "darling" girl,  
The lost boys just got to have her.  
 
And often they do at a cost,  
That's why they are always called "lost".  
 
She's "madam" within their tree home,  
Where spanking & ropes are the norm.  
 
While nearby the tree is a lake  
Where pole-dancing mermaids eat cake.  
 
Their orientation is bi';  
There's nothing with whom they won't try.  
 
There's Tiger Lil', the princess slut,  
Who loves to give it up the butt,  
 
With rubber strappy buckled tight,  
 To ream injuns all through the night.  
 
Will Peter Pan and Tinker Bell  
Be going straight to Treasure hell?  
 
It might never happen, I'm told,  
Where no one here ever grows old!  
 
 

And that's right, this was entered in the DUP competition "Erotic Disney", so I'll be spending eternity with Walt!
Written by Jade-Pandora (jade tiger)
Published | Edited 3rd Mar 2017
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