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life is complicated

   
Well,      
I'm afraid I don't have any more .        
I don't have any more rubber stoppers.      
They are all gone...     
All gone...  
All gone?    
Can't be all gone!  
      
There's gotta be one out there somewhere      
You know,      
if you bring a hundred of them to a room...      
Alright,    
Here's one     
with a hole, already in it.      
But the hole is too small      
too small      
tooo shmalll      
toooo shhmallllll      
 
Vee like to make zee hole a little bigger      
Yah  
     
You heard it here first      
On your Yoo-Toob video entertainment system.      
So let me get my high  
quality professional lighting system here      
Adjusted,      
So you can see the action.      
 
Its called machine porn      
Machine porn      
 
Sorry folks,      
I didn't have my vitamins this morning.      
     
Everything is going wrong      
Its going wrong      
Oh so wrong      
 
Life isn't so simple as you see in these videos      
     
Its complicated      
Life is complicated      
All the pieces are falling everywhere      
     
Its like Hillary Clinton trying to get elected.      
All she needs is a script      
And then old Donald Trump walks in there      
And he don't need no script      
 
He just starts a yakkin      
And he attracts the attention of EVERYBODY      
     
OK, back to my stopper      
Not the best stopper      
See all my deceased graveyard stoppers here,      
Look at them,  
Dead, Dying,  
Homeless,      
No job, no future,  
Just abandonded,      
 
Partly cut hole,      
Didn't make it all the  way thru,      
Didn't make it    
Its not one of the      
Chosen people      
     
You probably will see this guy  
standing at the front      
of a street sign    
Asking for money      
 
With a little piece of cardboard  
That nobody can read      
Whats the problem with that???      
Do you really want 'em to read it?      
     
Alright,      
Pardon me      
I'm going to do something  
Completely different here,      
     
I'm going to straighten out      
a nasty hole      
Thats right,      
I'm  gonna      
I'm gonna rehabilitate this hole      
     
To the best of my abilities      
Going to give this a decent hole      
So it can have a decent life      
As a stopper      
     
OK, here it goes,      
One more time!    
Written by rabbitquest
Published | Edited 22nd Nov 2016
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