Was challenged to do it and that is why
i am writing this poem while exceedingly high
i had it all planned a definite route but
i've forgotten what i was going to write about
No matter i'll make it up as i go on
Look there's Tony Blair riding a swan
This is more fun than i thought it would be
Except for the fact that you're looking at me
i may do something drastically unusual
Or just continue to tease and abuse you all
When the time comes i'll know it i'm sure
i simply love the feel of orangutan fur
It's all wrong and it's going nowhere fast
How can i make this poem last and last and last?
As you read this now you begin to feel sleepy
Now think of something scary and creepy
You are under my spell i am taking a toke
i am sure i was going to make a joke
If all else fails there's always that sandwich
Don't you just hate when you get a hand itch?
i'll see your incredulity and raise you a turtle
By golly i think i am nearing the last hurdle
Just two lines to go then i'll raid the cooler
Fuck it there's nothing that rhymes with cooler
Except fool her and that doesn't make any sense in any stretch of the concept, i mean....
Makes you think doesn't it?